The time has come to reveal the awful truth behind an old post here on Geekshop. A year ago today, I posted a
how-to article on peeling a Christmas orange. The idea was simple: remove the orange peel in a single piece. However, when I peeled the orange for the 5th and final picture
the peel broke into two pieces! I faked the photo and hoped that nobody would discover my crime. I'll wait a moment while you come to grips with this horrifying reality.
(The orange is cleverly placed to hide the horrible truth!)
(Here is an illustration of what actually happened that day)I have kept this dark secret with me for a full year now, agonizing over the injustice to you, my readers! I apologize to you all. Now go eat an orange however the hell you want to. Merry Christmas!
(Here is an illustration of what actually happened that day)
3 comments:
Actually, you can tell. The halves of the peel look too far apart.
You lying scumball!
This travesty calls the entire Geek in a Machine Shop blog into question. What else has been faked or is pure lies!?!?
I can't believe it! How could you do this to us, your loyal readers, LazerSlug? :'(
You need a new hair stylist. That lady keeps shaving you bald on the front...
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